bholreya…the inspiration

Bholreya is a word having no meaning indeed. The word was coined coincidently by my friend Umar Khan who hails from KP during our unforgettable stay at NIBAF Islamabad. The original word-phrase is ‘bholree ja’ which literally means ‘of/from monkey’. No, this phrase has no connection with Darwin’s stupid theory of Evolution, but its kind of slang which can figuratively mean ‘son of monkey’ :-). bholri

Umar is very much eager to learn Sindhi language, especially when it comes to discovering a few good & ethical words. No, I’m not kidding, not really :D. He is so sharp at learning new language that it’s only once he hears a word and crams it for lifetime. Wish him best of luck in learning and collecting all the healthy words & phrases of different languages around the world.

Rules of Men!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ”

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1… Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey OR FOOTBALL.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.